Goodnight Sweet Prince (5 page)

‘There was nothing wrong with the duck, my dear,’ said her husband loyally. ‘But you can’t have flirtations on the subject of dead Roman authors, Rosalind.’

‘Oh yes you can. I only heard one of the bits he was quoting to Lady Lucy, but they sounded fairly rich to me. Their eyes were talking and I haven’t seen our Francis’ eyes like
that for years.’

‘Come to mention it,’ said her husband, ‘I think I heard them arranging to meet for luncheon at the National Gallery the day after tomorrow.’

‘Really,’ said Lady Rosalind. ‘I wonder if Lady Lucy mightn’t be the one after all.’

‘There you go again,’ groaned Lord Pembridge. ‘They’ve only met for a couple of hours at a dinner party and you are marching them up the aisle already. Not so
fast.’

‘Don’t be so sure,’ said Lady Rosalind.

Lady Lucy went to sleep that night thinking about Powerscourt’s deep voice and his hands with their long thin fingers. Powerscourt went to sleep thinking of the toss of Lady Lucy’s
head and her deep blue eyes.

The man collected his parcel from the blacksmith when it was dark. As well as his normal duties the blacksmith sharpened knives, a skill he had learnt in his previous career in the Army, sparks
from knives old and blunt flying from his stone. The blacksmith didn’t know why he had been asked to sharpen this one in secret, without anybody knowing about it. He didn’t bother with
things like that, he just liked getting on with his work.

The man unwrapped his parcel in a locked room. He took off layer after layer of paper. The blacksmith had used a lot of oil. The knife glistened in the firelight, distorted reflections of the
room dancing on its silvery surface. Very gently he put his finger to the side of the blade. Even that brought a thin flow of blood. The man smiled and put the knife in a black sheath designed by
its German makers. He tried putting it inside his boot. It fitted perfectly. The man smiled again.

Prince Eddy, Duke of Clarence and Avondale, eldest son of the Prince of Wales, was saying his farewells to his mother in the hall of Marlborough House. Twenty-eight years of
maternal devotion had not dimmed the sadness Princess Alexandra felt at losing her eldest, even for an evening.

‘Wrap up warm, darling. Have you got your gloves? And your scarf?’

Most young men would have felt deeply embarrassed at this display of affection more suitable to a child of eight or nine. But Eddy didn’t care very much.

‘Of course I have, Mother dear. Don’t worry about me. I shall be back presently.’ He kissed his mother affectionately on the cheek.

Eddy didn’t care very much about anything. That was part of his problem. If only, he thought, as he hailed a cab passing in front of Marlborough House, if only they would leave me alone.
All his life, he reflected, as the cab made its way towards Hammersmith, somebody had been after him to do things. When he was small they wanted him to learn things in books. Eddy hadn’t seen
much point in that. Then they’d sent him off to join the Navy and a different lot of somebodies had wanted him to learn another set of tricks. Climbing up ropes. Navigation with horrid maps
and set squares and something mysterious called trigonometry. Knots. Eddy couldn’t see much point in that. There was always somebody else to tie your knots for you and nobody in their right
mind was ever going to ask him to navigate anywhere. Then there was the Army. Yet another lot of somebodies tried to persuade him to march correctly, to grasp the rules of war, whatever they were,
to learn how to command men and armies. Eddy couldn’t see much point in that either though there were some fine fellows in the Army who became his friends.

And all the time people had kept on reminding him who he was and what he would inherit one day. And what his duty was. Eddy didn’t want his grandmother to die. He didn’t want his
father to die. Least of all did he want his mother to die. Only after two of those deaths could his awful duty come upon him. That duty was still some way off. Anyway, he reflected, as he stepped
out of his cab by Hammersmith Bridge, he had watched his father doing his duty all his life. He proposed to follow his example, but in his own way.

The wind was getting up as Eddy walked along the river bank towards Chiswick, flecking the dark waters with little spots of cream. A couple of barges, heavily laden, were trudging purposefully
up the Thames. Eddy was wearing a plain grey suit and a dark coat, trying to look as much like his future subjects as he could. As he passed another tavern the sounds of raucous laughter floated
out into the street. A flock of seagulls hovered expectantly around the water’s edge.

He was nearing open country now. The Victorian villas had stopped their relentless advance along the river bank and the spire of St Nicholas’ Church was behind him. There were no lights to
be seen ahead, only the flickering of the moon across the water as the clouds scudded overhead. As he rounded a bend Prince Eddy could see a large house in the distance. That was his
destination.

A mere eighteen months before, the nation had been shocked by the Cleveland Street scandal when a house at No. 19 was exposed as a homosexual brothel, run by a certain Charles Hammond. The
scandal deepened when it was revealed that Lord Frederick Ravenscourt, an equerry to the Prince of Wales and to Prince Eddy, had been involved and had fled the country to escape disgrace or to
avoid implicating his masters. The homosexual elite of London had reacted promptly. They abandoned Cleveland Street and began a six-month search for more suitable accommodation. They found Brandon
House ideal for their purposes.

It sat in its own grounds a mile from Hammersmith Bridge in one direction, and the same distance from Barnes Railway Bridge to the west. To the north there was nothing between it and the grounds
of Chiswick House where Eddy had played as a boy. South was the river, and the staff of Brandon House kept two boats permanently moored, oars tucked into the sides, in case a rapid escape was
needed to the green fields of Barnes on the other side.

The Club, as it was known, had a very special set of rules. The entry fee was £500. The Club operated on the principle of mutual blackmail to survive. Membership was by personal
recommendation only. And then the Club’s management, half seriously referred to by the members as the Star Chamber, took and checked the names and addresses of two close family relatives of
each member – wives, mothers, brothers, sisters. Any breach of the society’s rules, which were remarkably strict, led to immediate disclosure, first to the family and then, if
necessary, to the newspapers. Two well-known suicides of the previous decade were attributed by those in the know to the activities of the Star Chamber.

The house was built in the late eighteenth century. It had a kitchen in the basement, three grand reception rooms on the ground floor and a series of bedrooms on the two floors above. All the
windows on the first two floors were heavily shuttered. The house rarely opened its doors before nine o’clock in the evening in summer and six o’clock in winter. Thin beams of light
were shining through the shutters as Eddy entered the drive.

The staff of the Club were all former sergeant majors or petty officers from the Navy who encouraged proper discipline in the running of the Club’s affairs. Its finances were looked after
by a distinguished banker, its legal problems, on the rare occasions it attracted them, by a couple of MPs and a High Court judge. Once a month there was a masked ball. Once a year there was a
fancy dress party when historical figures ranging from the Marquis de Sade to Cleopatra graced the White Drawing Room. And as he unbuttoned his gloves and greeted the duty porter the Duke of
Clarence and Avondale was told: ‘Good evening, sir. All the normal services are available this evening.’

‘Just look at this thing, Johnny, look at it for God’s sake.’

Powerscourt and his friend Lord Johnny Fitzgerald were in a small sitting-room on the top floor of his sister’s house in St James’s Square. It was known in the house as Uncle
Francis’ room. The presence of some scattered toys showed that his nephews were regular visitors.

‘I mean, you’ve got to laugh really. They’re so pompous, those Marlborough House people.’ Powerscourt was holding a couple of letters up to the light. ‘Twelve days
ago Rosebery and I go to see Private Secretary Suter at Marlborough House. He says that he needs more time to consider some of the proposals I put to him, the ones we discussed at Rokesley, if you
recall.’

Lord Johnny nodded, thinking more of the bottle of Chassagne-Montrachet with the fish than the minutiae of detection. He was working his way down a mere bottle of Chablis this evening.

‘Of course, we said. So Suter says that he will let me know in a couple of days. After that I get the first little billet-doux, which I’ve got here somewhere,’ Powerscourt
looked around desperately as if it might be hiding behind one of his nephews’ battered Roman legionnaires, ‘and then I got this second one here today.’ Powerscourt waved the
missive up and down and began to read.

‘“Marlborough House, Pall Mall et cetera, et cetera. My dear Powerscourt, Please accept my humble apologies for the apparent procrastination in response to your proposals. We have
been in receipt of another of those blackmailing messages. It referred to the fact that HRH the Prince of Wales had been in Easton Lodge with Lady Brooke. It commented, again, that the ordinary
people of Britain would not countenance his behaviour and the monarchy would be brought down in scandal and disgrace.

‘“Turning to the substance of your proposals, I regret to have to inform you that we require a further period of consultation and clarification before we can give you any more
definite reply. It would be helpful if you could furnish us with a written memorandum outlining what we discussed in more detail. This would enable the consultation with colleagues to proceed at a
more expeditious pace. I look forward to hearing from you. Your humble servant et cetera, et cetera.”

‘There,’ said Powerscourt, ‘you could win prizes for that lot. The Suter Prize, awarded annually to first year undergraduates for the most pompous piece of prose in England.
And why should I write anything down? Do I not have my own little state secrets, my own red boxes, which are not to be passed around after dinner at Marlborough House or left on the billiard table
at that Marlborough Club just a dice throw away across the street?’

Fitzgerald laughed, examining the label on his bottle of Chablis very closely. ‘Never mind, Francis, never mind. Do you think that new blackmail message is important? Do you suppose the
Beresfords have opened up a little newspaper cutting and pasting operation over there in Eaton Square, that they are the blackmailers?’

‘They could be, of course they could be. But the messages could just as easily have come from the Archbishop of Canterbury or the Foreign Secretary for all I know. Anybody could have sent
the things. They could even have come from inside Marlborough House itself.’ Powerscourt was fiddling absent-mindedly with a one-legged member of Napoleon’s Imperial Guard, wounded in
battle with a nephew.

‘Why don’t I tell you what I have discovered since our evening in Oundle? It’s not very much, but it’s better than nothing.’

‘Very good, Johnny. Tell me all.’

‘Now then,’ said Fitzgerald, ‘you remember we talked about Prince Eddy and whether or not he might be involved in the world of male brothels?’

Powerscourt’s eye was drawn to one of his many paintings of the Battle of Waterloo. It showed a British regiment of the line forming square at Quatre Bras forty-eight hours before the
great engagement itself. In the centre of the square stood the massive figure of a Regimental Sergeant Major guarding the flag of the Union and the colours of the regiment. Standing and firing was
one half of the men in the square. Kneeling in the front row, bayonets poised to impale any French cavalry who dared approach, was the rest of the detachment, some of them little more than boys,
shouting cheerful defiance at the enemy. On the fringes of the picture French cavalry whirled, lances raised, unable to break through. Around the participants there swirled the smoke from the
rifles and the distant firings of the great guns.

Here, thought Powerscourt, was the glory of the British Army laying down their lives for King and country. And eighty years later, here we are discussing the male brothels of the eldest son of
the Prince of Wales.

Lord Johnny was used to his friend’s temporary absences, lost in thought at the non-striker’s end.

‘There was that place in Cleveland Street a few years ago, you remember. There’s a few more that have sprung up in the same part of London, behind Fitzroy Square and round at the
back of King’s Cross station. But the rich people were terrified after Cleveland Street. They have no intention of getting caught ever again. They’ve upped sticks and bought a very fine
house near the river beyond Hammersmith. Gentlemen arrive there at discreet intervals. There’s a giant of a man on duty at the door who might well have been a Regimental Sergeant Major.
Nobody seems to arrive until after dark. Now I wasn’t there for long enough to find out if our Eddy is a customer or not. But I bet he is. And it wouldn’t be too difficult to find
out.’

‘Did you try to go in?’ asked Powerscourt.

‘That I did not. It would have been rather difficult from where I was. Forty feet up a tree with cramp in my leg.’ Lord Johnny laughed.

‘I too have some intelligence to report.’ Powerscourt’s mood had suddenly turned sombre. ‘The Prince of Wales has massive debts. At the last count he owes Messrs
Finch’s & Co., not two hundred yards from where we sit, the princely figure of £200,000.’

‘So while I think I’m a bit of a hero for freezing up a Hammersmith tree, you’ve been going round breaking into banks. I didn’t think you had it in you,
Francis.’

‘I don’t,’ Powerscourt grinned. ‘But my second sister, Mary, is married to a man of business. Have you met William Burke, Johnny? He looks perfectly normal, eyes and ears
in the usual place, devoted to his children, adores cricket, likes hunting with the South Essex. But he’s one of those people who just understands money, where it comes from, where it’s
going, what’s up and what’s down. Our William is a director of some pretty big companies. One of them is Finch’s Bank. God knows how he spirited the figures out of there but he
says it’s the biggest overdraft Finch’s have ever seen.’